cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE





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convert your office into a horrible disaster
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ohlittlemoon:

do-it-yourself-creations:

I’ve been trying to find the best Cake in a Mug recipe, and maybe this is it! I’ll have to try it sometime. Let me know what you think!

DOING THIS LITERALLY RIGHT NOW
Anonymous whispered: I'd fuck you so hard

Oh, I bet you would.

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imessaged:

hover over each letter in this sentence for three seconds.

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kingoftheniall:

On a scale from 1 to Samsung how much do you hate Apple?
April  21 163250 via source

lanadelgayest:

when your crush asks if you like anyone and you say noimage

April  21 70467 via source
thatstheriddle:

Happy Easter!
sorry if i hurt your feelings
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